Wizard
invents long distance crystal ball for keeping
in touch with dead relatives for only
$9.99 per minute.*
Testimonials...
J. B. Barnsdale writes..."Mama died without revealing the location of the family jewels. Our 10 minute crystal ball call netted sis and me a cool $60,000.00 and I recommend this service wholeheartedly."

Lenore McTavish writes..."My dear husband Scotty
was able to set my mind at ease by explaining what he was doing with that young lass in
the Edinburgh Motel Sixpence just before his massive stroke."
Edith Taylor writes..."My eldest daughter Sally ran off with a circus clown and was crushed in an elephant training accident. Thanks to the Wizard I was able to make peace with her and forgive her for her bringing disgrace on the family."
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Name _______________________________________
Visa or Mastercard #____________________________
Name of Dead Person ___________________________
Year of Death _________________________________
Cause of Death ________________________________
Location of Death ______________________________
*Notice: Some dead relatives may not want to be disturbed and will refuse all attempts at communication. Minimum charge is $9.99.

